MY DEAR SHARKY EXCLAMATION POINT I WOULD BE THRILLED AND RIVETED TO HELP YOU ARRANGE A PRIDE SHINDIG EXCLAMATION POINT I will insist that we cater from the cottage so that we can indulge a little without worrying about tightening our belts later on stop Just let me know when and where and I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail stop
Ossie
P.S. please do tell me that you didn't call Giles goth to his face it would cause his heart to give out stop
💗 pratt eats like 2 things so u KNO were gonna stock some garlic bread n taters from the buffet but if u wanna help stock food then FUCK YA lets do it that way ppl dont bitch @ me 4 stealin from windjammer watever u wanna bring is perf i trust u 💯
gonna b @ the bar 4merly known as richies bc like obvi its gotta b @ the place named 🌈
Your faith in me and my catering abilities warms the cockles of my heart stop By which I of course mean Giles' cooking abilities and my ability to come up with a menu stop An excellent choice stop It has been so long since I properly went clubbing stop Have you any plans for afterwards question mark
Ossie
Ps you brute that's a conversation I hoped never to have with him stop If he shows up to the party in eyeliner we shall both know whose fault it is stop
Consider your dance card for after now filled yes stop 😉 stop Gentlemen must have their secrets so I'm afraid I'll simply have to keep you in suspense stop But I simply must also dance with you comma it's a travesty that we haven't yet stop
Yours, Ossie
Ps alas I don't think we'd have much luck getting the bugger into leather pants stop We'll simply have to imagine it together stop Or get him while he's sleeping stop
👀 ok ill michal bubble it up save the last dance style xcept ur probs gona want in b4 the LAST last dance cos im gona get p drunk n eventuly the sk8s gotta come off
Sharky
ps 😔😭 wat abt the eyeliner tho i mean CAT EYES feels like it should b p on brand w him??????
That certainly sounds like a plan stop Although if I could preemptively advise just a little moderation stop It would certainly be a disappointment if you were too drunk to make it to our bed afterwards stop
P.S. I'll bring it up with him stop Don't hold your breath but if you could be your charming self and suggest the same we might stand a chance stop
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MY DEAR SHARKY EXCLAMATION POINT
I WOULD BE THRILLED AND RIVETED TO HELP YOU ARRANGE A PRIDE SHINDIG EXCLAMATION POINT
I will insist that we cater from the cottage so that we can indulge a little without worrying about tightening our belts later on stop
Just let me know when and where and I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail stop
Ossie
P.S. please do tell me that you didn't call Giles goth to his face it would cause his heart to give out stop
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💗 pratt eats like 2 things so u KNO were gonna stock some garlic bread n taters from the buffet
but if u wanna help stock food then FUCK YA lets do it that way ppl dont bitch @ me 4 stealin from windjammer
watever u wanna bring is perf i trust u 💯
gonna b @ the bar 4merly known as richies
bc like obvi its gotta b @ the place named 🌈
Sharky
ps ps no it was over text LOL 😁
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Dearest Sharky,
Your faith in me and my catering abilities warms the cockles of my heart stop
By which I of course mean Giles' cooking abilities and my ability to come up with a menu stop
An excellent choice stop
It has been so long since I properly went clubbing stop
Have you any plans for afterwards question mark
Ossie
Ps you brute that's a conversation I hoped never to have with him stop
If he shows up to the party in eyeliner we shall both know whose fault it is stop
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Dear Ossie
no time liek the present 2 get back in touch w ur candikid roots
esp after evrythin else happnning
ugh happening
no plans evn @ the party
just drinkin + dancin + roller skaets
bc i 4got i had those
y u wanna fill my dance card
ps 👀💦 ill take the L if it means leather pants + eyeliner r u KIDDING me
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Darling Sharky,[ Whoops~ ]
Consider your dance card for after now filled yes stop
😉 stop
Gentlemen must have their secrets so I'm afraid I'll simply have to keep you in suspense stop
But I simply must also dance with you comma it's a travesty that we haven't yet stop
Yours,
Ossie
Ps alas I don't think we'd have much luck getting the bugger into leather pants stop
We'll simply have to imagine it together stop
Or get him while he's sleeping stop
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[YEAH TAKE THAT]
👀
ok ill michal bubble it up
save the last dance style
xcept ur probs gona want in b4 the LAST last dance
cos im gona get p drunk n eventuly the sk8s gotta come off
Sharky
ps 😔😭 wat abt the eyeliner tho
i mean
CAT EYES
feels like it should b p on brand w him??????
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My Dearest Beloved Sharky,[ Don't start what you can't finish, Sharky. ]
That certainly sounds like a plan stop
Although if I could preemptively advise just a little moderation stop
It would certainly be a disappointment if you were too drunk to make it to our bed afterwards stop
P.S.
I'll bring it up with him stop
Don't hold your breath but if you could be your charming self and suggest the same we might stand a chance stop
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Oh dear
Ossie
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👀👀
ok msg recieved loud n clear
6 drinks mb 7 MAX
+ water OFC gotta stay hidrated 4 my boys 😊
Sharky
hes gonna kno were consparcying if i come on 2 her abt it!!!!
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Sharky