For the duration of the party you were the host of a pedigreed comedian of not-insignificant fame and acclaim. Which is about as much sugar as is available. The worthy in question chose a great deal of social violence to go with his literal physical violence, delivered via falling piano. I must stress that I mean literal pianos created from nothing falling from the sky. I attended to the issue after he involved me in a classic gag which sadly for him put him in striking distance.
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It feels strange to apologize for returning your body to you but I am sorry it had to be the way it was about it. I do not like hurting things that wear the faces of friends.
Is that why I woke up with this 'instant piano button' in my pocket??? Where on earth did he get that from??? Grendel's teeth- I say, I'm glad I don't remember any of that. For what it's worth I'm sorry he did that, and thank you for sorting me out. Bloody hell. Who was it? Robin Williams? George Carlin?
Ossie my good man Carlin would have asked for a fart gun. As best as I can tell it was either Yakko or Wakko Warner and my money is on Yakko. Wakko likes his jokes just a touch dryer.
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Wait are you fucking telling me the button survived after your corpse fell from deck six to deck five.
MY WHAT!?!? No it bloody well didn't, the button doesn't do anything thank the Wyrd. Yakko Warner as in that irritating little cartoon weasel from that TV show?? How?????????? He's two dimensional!!!!
Well based on what I heard the Captain saved on the budget for his appearance by hiring only one writer for him. Poor bastard was not even union.
Magical theory is not my specialty. Who knows how many dimensions he had on his previous stay aboard. My greater concern at this time is your well being.
You mean he doesn't write his own material? What a hack. But as I said, I have my health and Giles back, I'm perfectly fine. If you have other people and yourself to attend to, please attend to them first.
I highly doubt that you are fine but I confess I also struggle to see any way I could really help. If Giles is doing poorly I can hardly intrude on his space and just make the matter worse. Still. If you need anything in the coming days please do not hesitate to ask. Best of luck Ossie. My fiercest wishes for your partner.
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About a minute.
It feels strange to apologize for returning your body to you but I am sorry it had to be the way it was about it. I do not like hurting things that wear the faces of friends.
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Is that why I woke up with this 'instant piano button' in my pocket???Where on earth did he get that from???
Grendel's teeth- I say, I'm glad I don't remember any of that.
For what it's worth I'm sorry he did that, and thank you for sorting me out.
Bloody hell.
Who was it? Robin Williams? George Carlin?
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Wait are you fucking telling me the button survived after your corpse fell from deck six to deck five.
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MY WHAT!?!?No it bloody well didn't, the button doesn't do anything thank the Wyrd.
Yakko Warner as in that irritating little cartoon weasel from that TV show??
How??????????
He's two dimensional!!!!
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Magical theory is not my specialty. Who knows how many dimensions he had on his previous stay aboard. My greater concern at this time is your well being.
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You mean he doesn't write his own material? What a hack.But as I said, I have my health and Giles back, I'm perfectly fine.
If you have other people and yourself to attend to, please attend to them first.
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Thank you, Erin.Do take care of yourself.