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Oswald Wuthridge ([personal profile] ossie_oswald) wrote2022-06-14 07:18 pm
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Come Sail Away Inbox

"Send me a kiss by wire~"



A floral old-fashioned telephone with roses
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[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2022-11-09 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
For the duration of the party you were the host of a pedigreed comedian of not-insignificant fame and acclaim. Which is about as much sugar as is available. The worthy in question chose a great deal of social violence to go with his literal physical violence, delivered via falling piano. I must stress that I mean literal pianos created from nothing falling from the sky. I attended to the issue after he involved me in a classic gag which sadly for him put him in striking distance.

About a minute.

It feels strange to apologize for returning your body to you but I am sorry it had to be the way it was about it. I do not like hurting things that wear the faces of friends.
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[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2022-11-09 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Ossie my good man Carlin would have asked for a fart gun. As best as I can tell it was either Yakko or Wakko Warner and my money is on Yakko. Wakko likes his jokes just a touch dryer.

10 seconds

Wait are you fucking telling me the button survived after your corpse fell from deck six to deck five.
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[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2022-11-09 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Well based on what I heard the Captain saved on the budget for his appearance by hiring only one writer for him. Poor bastard was not even union.

Magical theory is not my specialty. Who knows how many dimensions he had on his previous stay aboard. My greater concern at this time is your well being.
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[personal profile] crushed_pearls 2022-11-09 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
I highly doubt that you are fine but I confess I also struggle to see any way I could really help. If Giles is doing poorly I can hardly intrude on his space and just make the matter worse. Still. If you need anything in the coming days please do not hesitate to ask. Best of luck Ossie. My fiercest wishes for your partner.