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[ossie_oswald]

"Send me a kiss by wire~"

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[ossie_oswald]

HES WHAT
OH SWEET MERCY OF THE WYRD PLEASE APRIL TELL ME YOU ARE JOKING RIGHT NOW

[tempingainteasy]

A SKELETON AND A POWERFUL WHATEVER CAPTAIN IS I WOULD NEVER JOKE ABOUT THIS OSSIE THE SKSLEETON DIPPED THE CAPTAIN AND HE MADE A NOISE LIKE HE WAS SUPRRISED THIS IS SUPERNATURAL PROM SHIT IM LOSING IT

[it's incredibly hard who to cheer 'get it' to, the guy making out with the entity who made the pocket dimension or the one smooching the skeleton, both are weird enough to be an enviable win in the circles April's used to. So they abstain for now, especially since despite the excitement, they're on some level still aware of why Ossie isn't attending, so tact and so on.]

[ossie_oswald]

[ Oswald cannot come to the phone right now as he is in the process of placing himself in the dirt as to stave off a full-on clarity break. ]

[tempingainteasy]

PEOPLE ARE SO SCANDALIZED IT's like they never saw someone make out with a skeleton before.

LMAO no wonder he has a binder of dirt on the man. SKELETON IS LEADING THE DANCE I think anyway i try to avoid dancing with people at all costs

good news btw there is alcoholic punch here but there's also still a bar so I'm going to just rummage around back there while this is happening in front of gods and mans.

Oh hey theres Crichton and he's wearing mostly leather again!

[ossie_oswald]

get a picture of it please
just the back half is necessary

[tempingainteasy]

[Atta boy, good to know he's not completely gone!]

He's got a leather longcoat thing on rn but I'll do my best for you, comrade. Knowing him he's just two drinks and a strong encouragement away from hitting the dance floor and there's no way anyone could stay that layered up while busting the moves he does so 🤞🙏🍑