The cottage can produce many simple amenities. Still, that is precisely the reaction that he was after, and Ossie luxuriates in the glut of Glamour that drips from it.

"I do aim to please," he beams, letting Phil take his time sorting out his own clothes. God, he loves getting to lay back and do nothing.

Ossie rests his head back on the pillow, looking up at Phil half-lidded.

"Even more than I already was, if you keep calling me that, my dear."